Dan: Torrential!

In the space of 24 hours yesterday and today, we've dealt with:

• 2 poos in the bath (yesterday and today's bath)
  
• 1 huge vomit on the carpet at the top of the stairs
• 1 bucket of vomity water accidentally kicked down the stairs onto all the stuff that's under the stairs (by a certain father (who we won't name) of the above vomity child, after we'd cleaned up)
  
• 1 nappy that leaked poo out both sides
• 1 pair of wet pants and undies

Have kids, everybody! They're delightful!