falsedan - making stuff

It's been cold lately so I learnt how to knit. My thanks to Diamond Face McGlinty for agreeing to model for me.

falsedan - eurovision approaches

I am doing the hard yards and watching the semis this year... dangerously low on beverages but I feel that Milan Stanković is the man to watch

falsedan - cripes

Beers bought on a Friday can be claimed on expenses. Today I have a Cooper's Green (amazingly), but it doesn't taste as I remember because it's sodding room temperature aaa

falsedan 1, global credit crisis 0

New job starting tomorrow, doing support and development for a perl-based résumé indexing application. The company is in Musselburgh, so I shall be sharing a bus with Tancred.

falsedan - strine

On the phone to Mum and couldn't help thinking, she has such an Australian accent.

Escaped London, in Embra now. My landlord runs a brothel in town and keeps asking me to fix the computer there…

falsedan - writing my CV

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falsedan - I am more of a victim of the global credit crisis now

Being made redundant at the end of September! Not a bad thing: CEO told me in the meeting where I going to tell him that unless he could convince me that the company was going to grow & actually do something anytime this year I would be resigning.

Already had one person asking after my CV, so!

falsedan - vegetarian sausages in Berlin are pretty bad

how bad are they?
Why, they're the Wurst!

Seriously, this faux-bratwurst had bits of rice in it to give the toothiness of hard bits of gristle…

falsedan - G20 tomorrow

If I don't post something vapid about hippies in 12 hours, avenge my death.

falsedan - I am a victim of the global credit crisis

My bank won't give me a credit card unless I show them the last few months of bank statements. :(

falsedan - IT SNOWED IT'S SNOWING

IT'S SNOWING DID YOU SEE IT I SAW IT

falsedan - before my time

New plan: get up at 6am so I can do all my idiot internetting before work. My immune system has other ideas…

falsedan - where did all this come from

I have internet and new computer and lounge chair and a severe case of carpal tunnel syndrome. Aija is addicted to Family Guy!

falsedan - land of milkbars and hotels

There are milkbars everywhere and every pub is actually a hotel

falsedan - fighting kangaroos

Hello dudes I am in Sydney. I had a hell of a time at customs trying to explain why exactly I have brought the weather with me.

My AU phone isn't working >:|

Off to Target to get about 9 pairs of Volleys

falsedan — hey guys

Got my lease, extracted a visa from the AU High Commission, bank finally returned my missing £700.

See youse on Friday

falsedan - one year

One year since I arrived in the UK and I may be signing a lease in a week or two! Also I am sick of people taking money from my bank accounts.

falsedan - orkobogre

The cheap soy sauce I bought is value-packed with loads of MSG, so I am having strange dreams about wars in Victoria park and orkobogres.

falsedan - 'Golden Brown' is a song about cooking a turkey

According to the Virgin video-on-demand notes… the music on demand channel is great! It's like I have my own personal programming slot on Rage, except with a special focus on Take That and Sugababes videos.

Also I have spent the last few days programming perl and reading about boardgames and apparently that justifies a raise—woo hoo extra £2000

falsedan - reeling in ealing

I have migrated from the sainsbury savannahs to the plains of tesco: we have moved from Shepherds Bush to Ealing



1 Waldegrave Road
LONDON
W5 3HT

Hello internet stalkers! I am poor and a biter and like meeing new people!

I reckon we get about 80% zombie resistance if we collapse the railway bridges to the north and south.

Ealing has a large number of Japanese immigrants and the council flats are done up to look like little Tudor houses.